Muslim Men: Living Proof That, In Finding The Lowest Forms Of Life, Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel Of Humanity Isn’t Enough, One Has To Actually Lift The Barrel Up And Look Underneath………….

Hello there…….

It’s me again, Don Laird…

Just a couple of thoughts and a couple of videos….

Perhaps if muslim men would spend themselves in the pursuit of excellence, such as that displayed by the life’s work of Carol Shelby, they would have a little less time on their hands for some of the more popular muslim male pastimes like fondling the livestock, butchering misbehaved children, turning their son’s into fireworks displays, raping toddlers and beating their wives senseless for the unspeakable crime of overcooked cous-cous……… All whilst they drone on and on and on about their mentor, Muhammad the Lunatic…..

Its just a thought………

…..But I imagine if all of a sudden muslim men around the world started leaving their homes early in the morning, bidding their families goodbye with a cheery “Have a good day Honey!!!….I’m off to invent something that will benefit Mankind“…… Well, lets just say that their families and wife (wives) would probably be speechless with shock….

But, after quickly recovering, no doubt they would gladly make Dad a lunch and be waiting eagerly for his evening return and stories of how civilization and Mankind are just one more step towards perfection and enlightenment because of that new vaccine they are working on, or that new surgical process to give hearing to the deaf, or that new spinal implant that will allow quadriplegics to walk again, or a neurological operation that will give sight to the blind……..

At least with Dad gainfully employed in the furtherance of Humanity the kids wouldn’t have to listen to the crunch of fist meeting the flesh and facial bones of their mother as she’s brought to account for her muslim husband’s easily bruised sensibilities………

The sons could actually look forward to a life of happiness and fulfillment where they marry for love, are not compelled to participate in the “honour murder” of their siblings or mother and don’t have to worry about spending their 16th birthday wrapped in a suicide-belt……..

The brothers don’t have to watch their sisters wandering about with no ears and nose because some psychopathic mullah had them sliced off for insulting the pedophile…. I mean “prophet“…..

The daughters, still in preschool, wouldn’t have to fear being married off to elderly muslim men where, on their wedding night, in accordance with the poisonous ravings of muhammad, they would spend a night of muslim marital bliss covered in their “husband’s” drool whilst being violently sodomized and raped………..

And the goats and donkeys?  Well, let’s just say there would be no more sleepless nights in the barnyard as they wouldn’t have to be constantly looking over their shoulders for the approach of a love-struck imam or mullah……….

Oh silly me!!!!….. to dream a little dream……..

So, until that day……well, just let’s say its business as usual in Muslimville……… ahhhhh yes… Muslimville!!!    The home of intellectual stagnation and retardation, academic and technological mediocrity, with lots of rape, murder, suicide, pedophilia, perversion, infinite psychopathy, violence, intimidation and the blind, soul destroying, reverential worship of the greatest lunatic to ever walk the face the earth practicing his vile arts: muhammad!

But, as usual…….I digress……..

Below are a couple of video clips that muslims couldn’t possibly associated with and for the obvious reasons….

The first is a video of a woman hearing for the first time. Of course its important to point out that in Muslimville this would be an impossibility as muslim women are worth less than livestock and if they are menstruating, well that’s even worse…..then, under the love of islam, they become untouchable filth.

The next video is of advancements made in the area of automation and robotics, again, an area of technological development exclusive of muslims for obvious reasons. While many may accuse me of childish insults… technologically speaking, the muslims are still in the dark ages as evidenced by their hailing the common egg-flipper as a “Zionist Plot”….that’s when they aren’t arresting squirrels on charges of espionage…… seriously….

Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation’s borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.

“In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran’s borders,” state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. “The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.“

Now the last video is simply materialistic pornography……. A celebration of those earthly delights wrought from the unabashed capitalistic and dogged pursuit of engineering marvels and masterpieces…… Enjoy!!

Regards, Don Laird
Edson, Alberta, Canada

PS: I’ll bet you didn’t know that in Iraq the mullahs and imams had ordered the local goat populations be outfitted with diapers and panties….. Yes, its true!!! And no, it’s not a Zionist plot…..

Yes, apparently the naked posteriors of goats were stirring the local muslim men into a state of foamy, mind-numbing sexual excitation to the point of babbling, cross-eyed, incapacitated distraction……..

This is how staggeringly pointless the killing in Iraq is getting: shepherds in the rural western Baghdad neighborhood of Gazalea have recently been murdered, according to locals, for failing to diaper their goats.

Apparently the sexual tension is so high in regions where Sheikhs take a draconian view of Shariah law, that they feel the sight of naked goats poses an unacceptable temptation. They blame the goats.

Ahhhhh, yes…. islam…… The horse’s ass of humanity…..