Ask any cat owner about their cat and you will hear glowing references to their independence, intelligent and wit.  Ask any dog owner about their dog and you will likely hear, amidst the claims of "man's best friend" and "he's so loyal" things such as how many times they crapped on the kitchen floor this week, how many pairs of shoes he's chewed up or how many holes he has dug in the back yard.

Cats, naturally, are not only smarter than dogs, they're wittier as well.

Watch this awesome video for all the proof of these wild and fantastic claims.

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